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Star Prize
02:42
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If our audience has a phallus
Can you be their prize?
Can we do a glossy spread
Can they shove it up inside?
Can we shove you in a box?
Can we bet on which one dies?
Can we tempt you to swallow
All of our constricting lies?
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Gendertrash
00:40
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You know we don't feel too bad about these people at all
(although we don't talk about them never talk about them
just do glossy double-page spreads
on the construction of a brand new vagina labia clitoris
lots of colon depth there baby
can our readers stick it up you if they win a competition
go on be a sport)
and the gays lesbians bisexuals transsexuals and paedophiles
(oops how did that get in there damn that subliminal advertising
OUR TOOTHPASTE IS FOR heterosexual COUPLES ONLY)
we don't mind you really we don't
we just want to preserve the natural order of things so that we get tax breaks mortgages adoption rights pensions prison visits hospital visits police protection blessings from the QUEEN (and country) to live our holy sanctioned beautiful heterosexual (no paedophiles here mate) life
cor look at that fuck me lads no better fuck her
more pussy less mileage more malleable less vocal.
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